LOCAL Clarksville, a popular marketing firm that highlights small businesses in our community, has announced its goal of launching a satellite into low earth orbit that will advertise their clients’ products using Artificial Intelligence and Subliminal Messaging Technology. The satellite will also display the company's logo and new tagline, "We're out of this world!" which will only be visible in the sky while standing in downtown Clarksville.

When asked about the new campaign, LOCAL Clarksville's owner Kacie Bryant stated, "We wanted to take our advertising to the next level. What better way to do that than by reaching out to potential customers in space?"

Technology

A local aerospace and drone company called Above-Us was contracted to build the payload and launch vehicle. According to Chris, the CEO of Above-Us, the satellite is set to launch within the next few months. "We're excited about announcing the third generation of our commercial subliminal messaging equipment and its incorporation into such an innovative project" Chris stated in a press conference.

Image Credit: Above-Us

The subliminal messaging technology that will be used in the satellite is top-secret, but sources say that it involves flashing images and messages at a frequency that is below the threshold of conscious perception. This means that consumers will not be aware that they are being influenced by the ads.

Public Reception

The satellite is set to launch in a few months from Liberty Park, and the buzz around the campaign is growing. Some local residents are already planning viewing parties, while others are dreading the prospect of seeing ads in the sky.

"I don't want to look up and see a McDonald's logo in the stars," says one resident. "This is getting out of hand."

The new tagline, "We're out of this world!" has also caused controversy - some residents feel that it is arrogant and disrespectful to the scientific community. Others see it as a clever play on words. One resident, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, "I think it's hilarious! I can't wait to see the satellite in action."

Impacting the Industry

The announcement has caused quite a stir in the marketing industry. Some experts are applauding LOCAL Clarksville's ingenuity, while others are criticizing the use of subliminal messaging technology. "It's generally unethical to use subliminal messaging to sell products," said advertising expert Greg Marketstein. "It's like brainwashing consumers into buying something they may not need or want."

The satellite will only be visible in the sky from a certain angle while standing in downtown Clarksville, which has led to speculation that the project is a publicity stunt. However, LOCAL's CEO Kacie Bryant denies these allegations. "This is not the typical cry for attention that you’d expect from other marketing firms," she said. "We are serious about using orbital messaging technology to help our clients thrive and connect with new customers. Many of them have reported triple digit sales increases during our subliminal trials and we’re ready to take this campaign to the next level."

Despite the controversy surrounding the project, LOCAL Clarksville and Above-Us remain committed to launching the satellite. The companies believe that subliminal messaging technology will be a game-changer in the marketing world and that it will help their clients reach new heights.

By Chris P
Sunday, July 9 2023