Cheerleading Team suspended, alleged of Insurrection

Saturday, March 4 2023

Cheerleading Team suspended, alleged of Insurrection

By Chris P
Saturday, March 4 2023

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A Clarksville University cheerleading team has been suspended indefinitely by the university following allegations of a massive conspiracy.


Update:

The university has stated that they will be hiring a new spirit coordinator to lead the team going forward. In the meantime, the cheerleading team will remain suspended.

'We have completed our investigation, and we have determined that the allegations of a conspiracy were heavily founded and that there were some issues with the leadership of the cheerleading team that needed to be addressed.' said a university spokesperson.

Original Article:

According to anonymous sources, the cheerleading team was part of a secret society that was plotting to take over the university. The team's cheers and routines were allegedly filled with coded messages and signals that only members of the society could understand.

'We started noticing that the cheerleaders were doing these weird hand gestures and movements that didn't seem like normal cheerleading routines,' said one faculty member who wished to remain anonymous. 'We did some investigating and found out that they were part of this secret society that was planning to overthrow the university.'

The university has launched a full investigation into the matter and has suspended the cheerleading team pending further notice. 'We take these allegations very seriously,' said a university spokesperson. 'The safety and security of our financial interest is our top priority.'

The news has sent shockwaves through the Clarksville community, with many residents expressing concern and confusion over the situation. 'I never would have guessed that the cheerleading team was involved in something like this,' said local resident Sarah Johnson.


By Chris P
Saturday, March 4 2023